The Cat And The Birds

Title: The Cat And The Birds
Author: Ambrose Bierce [More Titles by Bierce]
Hearing that the Birds in an aviary were ill, a Cat went to them and said that he was a physician, and would cure them if they would let him in.

"To what school of medicine do you belong?" asked the Birds.

"I am a Miaulopathist," said the Cat.

"Did you ever practise Gohomoeopathy?" the Birds inquired, winking faintly.

The Cat took the hint and his leave.










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Ambrose Bierce's short story: The Cat And The Birds